Funny Stuff

Confucius say:

Man who stand behind care get exhausted.

Man who stand in front of car get tired.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Virginity like bubble; one prick, all gone.

(Great One Liners 2014)

What disease  did cured ham have in the first place?

How many paramedics does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but you must have a medical director deviation order first.